Henry, The Acknowledgement (acknow)
With the ladies' permission , most humbly I'd mention W-IH-DH DH-AH L-EY-D-IY-Z P-ER-M-IH-SH-AH-N M-OW-S-T HH-AH-M-B-L-IY AY-D M-EH-N-SH-AH-N How much we're oblidged by all their attention ; HH-AW M-AH-CH W-IY-R AH-B-L-AY-JH-D B-AY AO-L DH-EH-R AH-T-EH-N-SH-AH-N We sink with the weight of the huge obligation W-IY S-IH-NG-K W-IH-DH DH-AH W-EY-T AH-V DH-AH HH-Y-UW-JH AA-B-L-AH-G-EY-SH-AH-N Too long & too broad to admit compensation . T-UW L-AO-NG AH-N-D T-UW B-R-AO-D T-UW AH-D-M-IH-T K-AA-M-P-AH-N-S-EY-SH-AH-N For us ( and I blush while I speak I declare ) F-AO-R AH-S AH-N-D AY B-L-AH-SH W-AY-L AY S-P-IY-K AY D-IH-K-L-EH-R The charming Enchanters be-torture their hair , DH-AH CH-AA-R-M-IH-NG EH-N-CH-AE-N-T-ER-Z B-IY-T-AO-R-CH-ER DH-EH-R HH-EH-R Till gently it rises and swells like a knoll T-IH-L JH-EH-N-T-L-IY IH-T R-AY-Z-AH-Z AH-N-D S-W-EH-L-Z L-AY-K AH N-OW-L Thirty inches at least from the dear little poll ; TH-ER-D-IY IH-N-CH-AH-Z AE-T L-IY-S-T F-R-AH-M DH-AH D-IH-R L-IH-T-AH-L P-OW-L From the tip-top of which all peer out together F-R-AH-M DH-AH T-IH-P-T-AA-P AH-V W-IH-CH AO-L P-IH-R AW-T T-AH-G-EH-DH-ER The ribband , the gause , & the ostrich's feather ; DH-AH R-IH-B-AH-N DH-AH G-AO-Z AH-N-D DH-AH AO-S-T-R-IH-CH-AH-Z F-EH-DH-ER Composing a sight for an Arab to swear at K-AH-M-P-OW-Z-IH-NG AH S-AY-T F-AO-R AE-N AE-R-AH-B T-UW S-W-EH-R AE-T Or huge Patagonian a fortnight to stare at . AO-R HH-Y-UW-JH P-AE-T-AH-G-OW-N-IY-AH-N AH F-AO-R-T-N-AY-T T-UW S-T-EH-R AE-T Then hoops at right angles that hang from ye knees DH-EH-N HH-UW-P-S AE-T R-AY-T AE-NG-G-AH-L-Z DH-AE-T HH-AE-NG F-R-AH-M Y-IY N-IY-Z And hoops at the hips in connection with these AH-N-D HH-UW-P-S AE-T DH-AH HH-IH-P-S IH-N K-AH-N-EH-K-SH-AH-N W-IH-DH DH-IY-Z Set the Fellows presumptuous who court and alliance S-EH-T DH-AH F-EH-L-OW-Z P-R-IH-Z-AH-M-P-CH-AH-W-AH-S HH-UW K-AO-R-T AH-N-D AH-L-AY-AH-N-S And ev'ry pretender , at awful defiance . AH-N-D EH-V-R-IY P-R-IY-T-EH-N-D-ER AE-T AA-F-AH-L D-IH-F-AY-AH-N-S And I have been told ( though I must disbelieve AH-N-D AY HH-AE-V B-IH-N T-OW-L-D DH-OW AY M-AH-S-T D-IH-S-B-AH-L-IY-V For the tidings as fact , I would never receive ) F-AO-R DH-AH T-AY-D-IH-NG-Z AE-Z F-AE-K-T AY W-UH-D N-EH-V-ER R-AH-S-IY-V That billets of cork have supplied the place DH-AE-T B-IH-L-AH-T-S AH-V K-AO-R-K HH-AE-V S-AH-P-L-AY-D DH-AH P-L-EY-S Of something the Fair-ones imagine a grace ; AH-V S-AH-M-TH-IH-NG DH-AH F-EH-R-W-AH-N-Z IH-M-AE-JH-AH-N AH G-R-EY-S But whether 'tis placed behind or before ; B-AH-T W-EH-DH-ER T-IH-Z P-L-EY-S-T B-IH-HH-AY-N-D AO-R B-IH-F-AO-R The shoulders to swell , or the bosom to shoar DH-AH SH-OW-L-D-ER-Z T-UW S-W-EH-L AO-R DH-AH B-UH-Z-AH-M T-UW SH-AO-R To raise a false wen or expand a false bump T-UW R-EY-Z AH F-AO-L-S W-EH-N AO-R IH-K-S-P-AE-N-D AH F-AO-L-S B-AH-M-P Project a false hip or protrude a false rump , P-R-AA-JH-EH-K-T AH F-AO-L-S HH-IH-P AO-R P-R-OW-T-R-UW-D AH F-AO-L-S R-AH-M-P Was never ascertain'd ; and fegs I declare W-AA-Z N-EH-V-ER AE-S-ER-T-EY-N-D AH-N-D F-AE-G-Z AY D-IH-K-L-EH-R To make more enquiry I never will dare . T-UW M-EY-K M-AO-R EH-N-K-W-AY-R AY N-EH-V-ER W-IH-L D-EH-R